Monday, 4 January 2010

Mario Phrases

Now, if you read Waluigious, you should know that in one article he rewrote various sayings to be Mario-themed (and make considerably more sense).
So, being inspired by Waluigious (and Artemendo in general), I decided to do some of my own.

-The grass is always greener... In level 1-1.
-%90 of everything is... Remakes.
-Engage brain before... Going to World 8-Tower 2 in NSMB. (NSMB)
-No news... Means Parakarry is out of a job. (PM)
-A chain is no stronger than... Mario in SMRPG. (SMRPG)
-A rolling stone... Can help you kill those annoying nipper plants. (SMW2: YI)
-If the cap fits, wear it... If you're in Boo's Haunt as Yoshi (You can't eat ghosts). (SM64DS)
-The early bird gets the worm... Or is it the bagel? (SMW cartoon)
-Paddle your own boat... But if you break your controller, don't say I didn't warn you. (Paddle Battle, Mario Party)

So, there you go!
Hope you enjoyed it.

2 comments:

  1. Very nice! I'm very honoured that you mention Waluigious so frequently.
    That Paddle Battle DID break my controller. ARGH

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  2. Ah well, at least it's not in Mario Party 8.

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